funny video

Idiots 3

2008-11-06T09:14:00.000-08:00

The title is Idiots like on Youtube.. I agree ..but this funny video is not funny at all... I'm in shock!

Bijele Udovice II 06-08-2008 (Red Carpet)

2008-08-25T09:19:00.000-07:00

GOSTOVALI:

Red Carpet, Bijele Udovice, Mirela Rupčić, Žentera, Jure Hrvačić, Luka Nižetić, Exšploživ, Želimirov Svijet, Gospođa Perec,

BISERI:

Vijesti nova TV: "Skandal koji nije mogao vjerovati sam sebi... jesu li djeca stvarno zaštićena i ekspatirana....Mirela Rupčić prodaje slike za 150$, naravno, gdje drugdje nego u americi"

Mani Gotovac "...da je scana ono što u sceni uistinu uživa, jer i krava ima oko a pitanje je vidi li krava di je scena.. recimo naše su scene nevidljive...zato i nema budučnosti hrvatske bez scena"

Exšploživ: "Ako tvoj suprug drka, pokloni mu fosilnu faunu Krka"

Noi Albinoi

2008-08-25T09:11:00.000-07:00

Mi smo Noi Albinoi , mi smo noi albinoi, nemoj pred albinom vadit nožić , nek i njima bude Božić

Sound Waves

2008-05-24T10:18:00.000-07:00

Isn't this crazy!!

Happy Birthday Video & Lyric

2008-02-16T14:56:00.000-08:00

Happy Birthday Lyric

Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun

And the whole clan gathers round
And gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song

Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older!
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over!
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much
But you didn't die this year
I guess that's good enough

So let's drink to your fading health
And hope you don't remind yourself
The chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year

Does it feel like you're doing laps
And eating food and taking naps
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life will hold some cheer

Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone

If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like walt disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice

But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And though it hasn't ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might

Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money
Happy birthday!
Your life's so sad it's funny
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry
So just cut the stupid cake

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, dear...
(random calling out of names, including ralph, bill, ralph kramden,
Skippy, the bush kangaroo, and the b-b-b-b-b-bu-bu-bu- that leads into
"dangerous")

Bohemian Rhapsody - 25 Most Annoying Voices

2008-01-21T20:55:00.000-08:00

Comedian Rick Miller performs Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" using the 25 most annoying voices in the music industry.

In order of impersonations:
Bob Dylan
Neil Young
Michael Bolton
Corey Hart
Willie Nelson
Johnny Cash
Jon Bon Jovi
Robbie Robertson
Neil Diamond
Aaron Neville
Dennis DeYoung (Styx)
Barney the Dinosaur
Steven Tyler (Aerosmith)
Any Annoying Lead Guitarist
Meatloaf
Crash Test Dummies
Tom Petty
Beck
The B-52's
Brian Johnson (AC/DC)
James Hetfield (Metallica)
Mick Jagger (Rolling Stones)
Ozzy Osbourne
Julio Iglesiais
Bobby McFerrin
Andrea Bocelli
Axl Rose (Guns N Roses)

300 half naked man! 300 half naked man ready and sweaty!

2008-01-06T14:41:00.000-08:00

Take hundreds off buff bodies, a ballet of blood and some athletic sex and what do you get? A cultural phenomenon called "300." This episode of NO GOOD TV original series "Up Close" goes sword to unsheathed sword with stars Gerard Butler, Lena Headey and director Zack Snyder. It's the EXCLUSIVE, UNCENSORED interview no one else would dare unleash.

300 Sexy Secrets with Gerard Butler & Lena Headey uncensored

The Latino Comedy Project's "300"

2008-01-06T12:35:00.000-08:00

to je dobra parodija....i sliuzi kako bi promovirala umnosmrkalj moga imaginarnog frenda koji se prozvao "smrtnik"....da, i ja mislim da to nije orginalno:) ...pa poslusajmo pjesmicu bez naslova
nastalu u trenu... tisina!

Čudim se čudim dok ne poludim,
glista mi u vrtu udrila crtu
A mama me pita jel viruješ u Tita
A baka mi sere neće ruke pere

O svitu o svitu,sada san na shitu
zabolila me glava faca mi je plava
doktore pomozi nek živimo u slozi
pripiši mi tablete da odem sa planete....
.....
a sad komentari!!:))

HAKA EXPLANATION AND CRAZY VIDEOS

2008-01-03T14:53:00.000-08:00

Haka - Maori dance

A haka is a traditional dance form of the Māori of New Zealand. It is a posture dance with shouted accompaniment, performed by a group.

Although the use of a haka by the All Blacks has made one type of haka familiar, it has led to misconceptions. Haka are not exclusively war dances, nor are they only performed by men. Some are performed by women, others by mixed groups, and some simple haka are performed by children. Haka are performed for various reasons: for amusement, as a hearty welcome to distinguished guests, or to acknowledge great achievements or occasions.

War haka, which had their own term, 'peruperu' were originally performed by warriors before a battle, proclaiming their strength and prowess in order to intimidate the opposition. Today, haka constitute an integral part of formal or official welcome ceremonies for distinguished visitors or foreign dignitaries, serving to impart a sense of the importance of the occasion.

ALL BLACKS - HAKA VIDEO

"Ka Mate" is the most widely known haka in New Zealand and elsewhere because it has traditionally been performed by the All Blacks, New Zealand's international rugby union team, immediately prior to test (international) matches. Since 2005 the All Blacks have occasionally performed another haka, "Kapa o Pango".

The "Ka Mate" haka generally opens with a set of five preparatory instructions shouted by the leader, before the whole team joins in:

**"Ka Mate"**
Leader:	Ringa pakia!	Slap the hands against the thighs!
	Uma tiraha!	Puff out the chest!
	Turi whatia!	Bend the knees!
	Hope whai ake!	Let the hip follow!
	Waewae takahia kia kino!	Stamp the feet as hard as you can!

Leader:	Ka mate, ka mate	'Tis death, 'tis death (or: I die)
Team:	Ka ora	'Tis life, 'tis life (or: I live)
Leader:	Ka mate, ka mate	'Tis death, 'tis death
Team:	Ka ora	'Tis life, 'tis life
All:	Tēnei te tangata pūhuruhuru	This hairy man
	Nāna nei i tiki mai whakawhiti te rā	...who brought the sun and caused it to shine
	Ā hupane, ka upane	A step upward, another step upward
	Ā hupane, ka upane	A step upward, another step upward
	Whiti te rā, hī!	The sun shines!

**"Kapa o Pango"**
Kapa o Pango kia whakawhenua au i ahau!		All Blacks, let me become one with the land
Hī aue, hī!		do one
Ko Aotearoa e ngunguru nei!		This is our land that rumbles
Au, au, aue hā!		It’s my time! It’s my moment!
Ko Kapa o Pango e ngunguru nei!		This defines us as the All Blacks
Au, au, aue hā!		It’s my time! It’s my moment!
I āhahā!
Ka tū te ihiihi		Our dominance
Ka tū te wanawana		Our supremacy will triumph
Ki runga ki te rangi e tū iho nei, tū iho nei, hī!		And be placed on high
Ponga rā!		Silver fern!
Kapa o Pango, aue hī!		All Blacks!
Ponga rā!		Silver fern!
Kapa o Pango, aue hī, hā!		All Blacks!

Ka Mate

"Ka Mate" is a Māori haka composed by Te Rauparaha, war leader of the Ngāti Toa tribe of the North Island of New Zealand. Te Rauparaha composed Ka Mate as a celebration of life over death (Pōmare 2006) after his lucky escape from pursuing Ngati Maniapoto and Waikato enemies. He had hidden from them in a food-storage pit, and climbed back into the light to be met by a chief friendly to him - Te Whareangi (the "hairy man").

Types of haka

The various types of haka include whakatu waewae, tutu ngarahu and peruperu. The peruperu is characterised by leaps during which the legs are pressed under the body. In former times, the peruperu was performed before a battle in order to invoke the god of war and to discourage and frighten the enemy. It involved fierce facial expressions and grimaces, poking out of the tongue, eye bulging, grunts and cries, and the waving of weapons. If the haka was not performed in total unison, this was regarded as a bad omen for the battle. Often, warriors went naked into battle, apart from a plaited flax belt around the waist. The aim of the warriors was to kill all the members of the enemy war party, so that no survivors would remain to undertake revenge.

The tutu ngarahu also involves jumping, but from side to side, while in the whakatu waewae no jumping occurs. Another kind of haka performed without weapons is the ngeri, the purpose of which was to motivate the warriors psychologically. The movements are very free, and each performer is expected to be expressive of their feelings. Manawa wera haka were generally associated with funerals or other occasions involving death. Like the ngeri they were performed without weapons, and there was little or no choreographed movement.

The most well-known haka is "Ka Mate", attributed to Te Rauparaha, war leader of the Ngāti Toa tribe. The Ka Mate haka is classified as a "Haka Taparahi" - a ceremonial haka. The "Ka Mate" haka is about the cunning ruse Te Rauparaha used to outwit his enemies, and may be interpreted as 'a celebration of the triumph of life over death' (Pōmare 2006).

The Haka - New Zealand Vs Tonga

Hajduk Split - Dalmatinac / Cratia Football fans

2008-01-02T19:45:00.000-08:00

Hajduk, Torcida, Poljud pa i one što ne dira nogomet, dira atmosfera koja se od ta tri luda spoja može izrodit. "Dalmatinac sam, tu sam rođen ja.... ovo je moj dom, tu su moji didovi davno sidro bacili, mene vezali..." tako je i drugačije ne može bit...

Adolf - I'm sitting in my Bunker (English Lyric)

2008-01-02T19:28:00.000-08:00

English Lyrics:

Berlin 1945. The world is burning, Germany is lying in ashes and Japan isnt doing well anymore either. But one person isnt giving up.
There’s still light in the Führerbunker…

I’m sitting in my bunker in the middle of berlin
I’ve got cyonide caps and plenty gasoline
The Luftwaffe is kaputt, the Messerschmidts are far
The second World War isn’t fun anymore.
Surrender - nope, that’s not my cup of tea
I’ve got tons of concrete protecting me
No, surrender, Nein
Cause I’ve got Blondie and a bottle of Wine.

“Adolf, you bloody nazi pig
will you finally capitulate”
Me give up? Not in your wildest dreams!
I will never give up! Fuck!

I’m in state of war with 53 countries
and the bombs not on England but on Germany
these aliied bomber formations are nerving
because there throwing not bombs but bomb carpets
Nobody listens to me, everybody does what they want
and behind everything is this Churchill guy
that hurts, that hurts, I’m standing alone
with Blondie and a bottle of Chantré

“Adolf, you bloody nazi pid
will you finally capitulate”
No, I capitulate not!
I never capitulate!

No fucking way at all that Churchill
should laugh up his sleeves in the end!
No, this Churchill guy! I capitulate not! I never capitulate!
Well, I never! There, there, Blondie. Yes, we won’t capitulate!
No, fear not, we still might even win the war!
Think so. I’m still quite confident.
Actually.

Ah, now there’s the end credits.
Walter Moers… Mhm… I see.
Stop - that’s much too fast! Make it rewind! Stop!
that’s all in english… strange.

GFP: Great Führerbunker… probably misspelled.

Adolf - I'm sitting in my Bunker Video

2008-01-02T19:19:00.000-08:00

Adolf - I'm sitting in my Bunker Video. There is post in German language and Lyric on English and German.

Ich hock in meinem Bonker Lyric

2008-01-02T18:28:00.000-08:00

Ich hock in meinem Bonker (German Lyric)

Berlin, 30. April 1945. Die Welt brennt, Deutschland liegt in Schutt und Asche, und Japan geht es auch nicht mehr so gut. Nur einer läßt sich nicht unterkriegen – im Führerbunker brennt noch Licht ...

Darf man sowas? Nein. Man muss! Meint jedenfalls Walter Moers, und das ZDF stimmt ihm zu...

Das Video stammt von der Begleit-DVD des aktuellen Comic-Buchs von Walter Moers: Adolf. Der Bonker.

Ich hock in meinem Bunker mitten in Berlin
Ich habe Blausäurekapseln und genug Benzin
Die Luftwaffe ist futsch, die Marine, das Heer
Der zweite Weltkrieg macht keinen Spass mehr
Kapitulation nä, da halt ich nix davon
Ich habe über mir drei Meter Stahlbeton
Kapitulation Nee Nee
Mir bleibt noch Blondie und ne Flasche Chantré.

Adolf du alte Nazisau
Kapitulier doch endlich
Das habt ihr euch so gedacht, dass ich kapituliere!
Ich kapituliere niemals!

Ich bin mit 53 Ländern im Kriegszustand
Und die Bomben nicht auf Engeland sondern Deutschland
Diese alliierten Bomberverbände nerven
Weil die nicht nur Bomben sondern Bombenteppiche werfen
Keiner hört mehr auf mich jeder macht was er will
Und hinter allem steckt dieser Churchill
Das tut weh, das tut weh, ich steh allein
da mit Blondie und ner Flasche Chantré.

Adolf du alte Nazisau
Kapitulier doch endlich
Nein, ich kapituliere nicht!
Ich kapituliere niemals!

Das kommt öberhaupt nöcht in die Töte, dass sich der Churchill
hinterher noch ins Fäustchen lacht!
Nein, dieser Churchill! Ich kapituliere nicht! Ich kapituliere niemals!
Also sowas! Ist ja gut Blondie! Ja wir kapitulieren nicht!
Nein keine Angst, nein wir werden den Krieg vielleichtsogar noch gewinnen!
Denke schon. Bin noch ganz zuversichtlich.
Eigentlich.

Ach, jetzt kommt der Abspann.Walter Moers… Mhm… Soso.
Halt - dassja viel zu schnell! Mach do nomal zuröck! Halt!
m… ist ja alles auf englisch.. komisch.
GFP: Großer Führerbunker… wahrscheinlich falsch geschrieben.

Ich hock in meinem Bonker Video (Walter Moers - Der Bonker)

2008-01-02T18:23:00.000-08:00

Adolf Hitler Bunker Video (German Version)

This is German version of Adolf Bunker Video. In Other posts there is Lyric on German and Englis language + Englis version of Adolf Bunker Video.

LUĐAK NA MOTORU /MAD MEN SPANKING MOTOR

2008-01-02T17:51:00.000-08:00

Totalni luđak je stigao od Dugopolja do Splita u 4 minute. Valjda je cool...da je koga pomeja onda možda i nebi bija tako cool... No divimo se sad kad je vec sve prošlo kako triba..

Awkward Drunk Fest - Funny Cartoon

2007-11-25T08:05:00.001-08:00

Let's say that You REALY have no idea what was you doing last night :)

Da nema pića nebi bilo ni pijanstva, da nije pijanstva nebi bilo ni zabave...ili... puno bolje to objašnjava ovaj clip...

Funny Dinosaur

2007-11-25T07:51:00.000-08:00

Prime Time - Funny Animation

2007-11-25T07:40:00.000-08:00